I’m trying to be gracious about it but bloody hell, how does she do it? OK, so she is a supermodel by trade, she’s a Victoria’s Secret Angel and undoubtedly has some damn-good genes, but pics of Miranda Kerr in the latest Victoria’s Secret campaign – that were shot just three months after she gave birth to her son, Flynn – have me chucking in the towel, cancelling my gym membership and tucking into that second slice of cheesecake. I mean really. Look at her. Who can compete? She’s every man’s dream…
Perhaps I am approaching it all wrong. Maybe I should take inspiration from her trim, super-sculpted, 28-year-old post-baby body and try to channel her gorgeousness, hit the treadmill like a maniac, sign up to a yoga retreat and get a boob job. OK, scrap the boob job bit, I can’t afford it.
Right, fine. Miranda, you win. Sod those articles on bikini diets. I’m pinning this pic onto my fridge, dusting off the Ab Circle Pro and never touching chocolate again. Bring on summer…
